disowns:

when he giving good dick and suddenly pulls out

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Sep 16th (+69649) via / source
Sep 09th (+759500) via / source

mariowiki:

this is the best fucking song that has ever graced my ears I haven’t even faced a potential breakup as bad as Aly & Aj’s but everytime I hear this song I want to go fucking kick somebody in the crotch for doing me wrong and ignoring me on my stupid birthday god damn I fucking love this mid 2000’s pop song so much

Aug 21st (+94575) via / source

boy48:

From the film World’s Greatest Dad. RIP Robin Williams.

Aug 11th (+175925) via / source

badwolfonbakerstreet:

do-you-have-a-flag:

the best thing about disney songs is singing every character’s part in them with your best impression of their voice

#I’M NEVER GONNA CATCH MY BREATH #saygoodbyetothosewhoknewme #boY was I a FOOL in SCHOOL forr cutting GYMMMMMM #thIS guy’s got ‘em scared to DEATH!#HOPE HEDOESN’T SEE RIGHT THROUGHME #now I really wish that I knew how to SWIMMMMM

Aug 10th (+176115) via / source

mrsfallontimberlake:

People talk about how hard long distance relationships are but nobody talks about the struggle of long distance friendships. I would give my left leg right now to just be able to sit in our pjs and watch movies or to just be able to give a big fucking hug. 

Aug 06th (+98891) via / source

cramp:

happy birthday

Aug 06th (+203242) via / source

kiyodono:

I CANT T BELIEV

THEYRE MAKING A KICKSTARTER

WHO THE FUCK IS GOING TO FUDN THIS

ALSO THEYRE USING THE FLEXIBLE FUNDING PROGRAM WHICH IS A BIG NONO

USUSALLY KICKSTARTERS HAVE A SET GOAL, IN THIS CASE 17 000$ AND IF THEY DONT REACH THIS GOAL AND ARENT ABLE TO FUND THE EVENT,THEN ALL THE MONEY WOULD BE RETURNED TO THE BACKERS WHO MADE A PLEDGE

BUT WITH FLEXFUNDING, THEY GET TO KEEP HOWEVER MUCH THEY MAKE, NO MATTER HOW MUCH IT IS

SO LETS SAY THAT THEY MIRACULOUSLY REACH ABOUT 15 000$

THEY COULD EASILY SAY ‘WELL ITS NOT 17 000$ SO WE DONT HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO FUND DASHCON, SO IT’S OFF’

BUT THEY STILL GET TO KEEP THAT MONEY AND DO WHATEVER THEYD LIKE WITH IT

DO NOT FUND THIS

Aug 06th (+60669) via / source

no-youth:

Almost a thousand people in West Africa die from ebola and nobody bats an eyelash, yet 2 white people in the US contract it and miraculously a cure is released and given to them because they’re an “extreme circumstance.” Satire is dead and real life is a dystopian hellscape

Aug 04th (+124884) via / source

Taylor visits Jordan at Boston Children’s Hospital and they sing “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together”

Aug 03rd (+2751) via / source